Ah, Mike. What has been said about this skinny redneck that hasn't been said about your garbage can? Not much.
If being trash was a power, then this guy would be team captain.
His only mission in life is to figure out a way to hook back up with his ex-girlfriend Abbi. How'd this guy ever get with her in the first place!? Guess it's 'slim pickins' in their neck of the woods.
Occupation: whatever pays the bills